01. Your Cellmates will Respect and Fear You When They Find Out That You Went to Jail for Distributing the Songs of Ensemble of Christ the Saviour and Crude Mother Earth
02. Another Harsh Noise Wall Label That Released Over Several Thousand Albums That No One Wants to Listen to Anyway
03. When I Think of True Black Metal Bands I Think of Feminazgûl and Gaylord (8 Tracks)
04. Standing in the Pouring Rain with a Hangover on the Bus Stop, Remembering the Worst Russian "Humorous" Bands
05. Horrorcore is Very Very Very Terrifying, I'm Afraid to Listen It (Everyone Should be Afraid of This Song for Exactly an Hour and a Half)
06. Dorian Krug (Кто не слушает Dorian Electra, тот не русский)
07. Disco at the Ruins of the "Okna Otkroy!" Fest (Also Preparing a Bomb for the "Nashestvie" Fest Too)
08. When I Was a Kid, Russian Punks and Russian Rappers Opposed Each Other (Never Understand Why One Crowd of a Gopniks Was Against Another One at All)
09. Hyperpop Tribunal Coprobomba
10. Чем дальше в Тверь, тем тотальнее андеграунд (посвящается Алексею Глухову)
11. Corpsegrinder's Solo Album is a Great Example of How Death Metal Becomes Pop Music
12. You're Masturbate on Russian Chanson and Think it's Cool to be in Jail, so I Hope You Go There Soon
13. The Only One Benefit of Konstantin Nikolsky's Songs is Listening to Them, You Can Fall Asleep with Any Insomnia
14. Free Improvisation Bonus Track (Only for People Who Consider Themselves Sophisticated Aesthetes with a Perfect Music Taste)